Section A849572- No party can assume themselves as “Bob”, “Joe”, or “Fred”.
Section B728275- Anything over 9000 is a BGX Directive.
Section C256784- Anything that is a BGX Directive is not viewable for lower classes.
Section D834543- No one may contact aliens through toasters.
Section E294753- Boyscouts are not friendly, do not bother them.
Section F357352- Apon firing firearms, please make sure the safety is OFF and you are pointing the barrel outward.
Section G394762- Your parachute must be on your body before you jump out of a plane. Although we police bodies, we do not care for any suicidal attempts.
Section H294724- HELL is not a secure sector. Please present ID and follow through with instructions.
Section I927495- No firearms will be permitted on public airplanes.
Section J927458- Do not light cigars in Silane factories.
Section K837560- The pin number is SECURE.
Section L834675- If your house is experiencing a power outage, it may be because there are too many toasters active within one of the rooms.
Section M295401- Please do not try to make tanks go up a 180 degree wall.
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